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La Kraft, proprietaria della Milka, si scusa con i consumatori e con l'ICA (International Chipmunk Association) per la pubblicità di Milka Lufflè in cui vengono rappresentate delle marmotte che producono cioccolato torturando un loro simile. L'ICA afferma che nessuna marmotta di questo mondo produce cioccolato e anche se lo facesse non legherebbe mai un'altra marmotta to a trunk. In return, the Milka denies rumors that the cows, from which the milk used in factories, cows are serious illnesses that would alter the pigmentation, making them purple.
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* News of the Day:

Rome - The list of candidates for Prime Minister gets longer. Casini eventually disbanded the reserve and refused the offer of the Knight: "In Italy not everyone is for sale . Fini has been closed with the highest bidder on the eBay auction, in which to sell the symbol of An: a SilvioB36.
Berlusconi raised, attacks: " Casini's fault if we have not achieved everything we wanted . Bondi the other hand, observes: " the UDC and the PDL have the same program, you do not understand why Casini go alone." What I like about Forza Italy is consistency. With the absurd. However
the center, the Christian Democratic diaspora not be recomposed: a party symbol, has a name, one of the voters, the fact that you have all least one affected evidently not enough to aggregate.
Left Bertinotti critical la scelta del Pd di candidare Colaninno e l'operaio della Thyssen:" Uno è di troppo ", e giù risate da parte del pubblico. Ma Veltroni fa bene: è l'occasione per far lavorare di meno l'operaio e di più Colaninno.
Anche l'ex ministro Mastella sembra intenzionato a correre da solo: non proprio solo, la famiglia lo seguirà fino in capo al mondo. Se vince Berlusconi spero che almeno faccia di Mastella il ministro degli Esteri. O qualsiasi altra cosa lo tenga lontano dall'Italia.
Tra i nanetti intanto serpeggia la paura di non raggiungere le percentuali per entrare alla Camera e al Senato: per questo un provvedimento del Presidente della Repubblica decreta che la somma totale dei voti di tutti i partiti sarà 178%.
impresses in the end, see Bonaiuti, a spokesman for Berlusconi, even lamps as Fabrizio Corona, which occurs on almost all areas of human knowledge: hard stick Veltroni accused of having copied the program of the CDL in 2001. And why would copy it if Berlusconi says he has already been implemented? We look forward to the spokesman for the spokesman denied.

Rome - Giuliano Ferrara, after submitting his list of Pro-Life, announced that in regions where they will present will reach 7%. It is also said to make available the mayor of Rome or the minister of health. Given the size, could make them both, occupying both buildings. On the issue of abortion, always reveals Casini that he will deal with ethical issues in the election campaign as opposed to Berlusconi and Veltroni, but not to gain voters, but to save lives of innocent people born from relationships between parliamentarians UDC and occasional ring of luxury.

Malpensa - The League takes the field to protect the airport in the North: "Vote Malpensa League and save. The League has become his Italian nationalist and reminds me so much good old days of the Christian Democrats that while he kept alive consent to any booth that would give work. What do you expect to enter more fully into the PDL?

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* News of the Day:

Rome - The merit of this electoral law, perhaps the only, is to delight the Italians continued fighting, bickering and jabs. And between all components of the grid. After the cold fusion between AN and Forza Italy (Fini was right, we are at the end comic) and the birth of the PDL (do not know why but reminds her shoes Adibas), the new party is the focus of ongoing turmoil: The Right of Storace does not want to enter, already savoring the flavor of voters disappointed by the many right turns Fini: Fiuggi after that, we now have the turning point of Falqui. Casini other side does not know what to do (or better yet Ruini did not know), if it comes lose votes in favor of the White Rose and the risk of a flop, if it enters the TV sets himself against Berlusconi: I were him, really starts to pray to a God and not necessarily that of Ratzinger.
Berlusconi for his part has to justify her fifth nomination (you may use the excuse of immortality, but if the reserve for its 100th birthday), his 70 years (I the impression that we will see the usual twist of the salesman who pretends to be damaged due to low prices: Fini will launch as premier, but only after having a chip implanted for the control of the lower limbs). Finally Berlusconi embodies a long old way of doing politics, and his marketing experts have already prepared the solution: after the double-breasted, the bandana, the fur hat and scarf polka dot, next time will occur in low-rise jeans and the padded pack. And if the will to do the interview by Maria De Filippi.
Finally today the news that Giuliano Ferrara will present a list on its behalf, to promote a United Nations moratorium on abortion. But it is a bad testimonial for this Battle radical Christian is a living example that sometimes it is better to have an abortion.

Naples - A 39 year old woman aborts a fetus is malformed and stillborn after twenty minutes to get staff on the ward, to question the woman, the other patients and staff, and to seize medical records. After the misunderstanding was clarified, the union of the women denounced the climate of witch-hunt. Beginning to be afraid to masturbate.

Mexico City - An earthquake measuring 6.6 on the Richter scale was recorded in Mexico today. The Mexican Civil Protection reported that there are no reports of casualties or damage but many people have complained about being interrupted during the siesta.

Rome - from infants to pregnant women are more and more uses of Viagra. According to Israeli military review, the Army would be thinking about the feeding of pilots to increase their concentration. Concentrates yes, but not on the route. A British hospital has treated the other hand, pulmonary insufficiency of a child: and just think ', the baby has already learned to stand on three legs.

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* News of the Day:

Rome - After dissolved the Houses, and set the election date, finally back in Italy campaign. After two long years, the country can finally savor the finest in the world championship, where the veteran will face new challengers Berluscaz younger but also more smiling. Walter, the most credible challenger, announced that it will run on its own: a tough workout that will bring him to travel all the 111 Italian provinces, including the Vatican, will head to the old fellow boxing as D'Alema and Bindi, and will face trials courage as to remove the hair shirt Binetti. The challenger will be red instead of Faust, who does not hide his happiness for the chance to run himself alone: \u200b\u200bthe goal is not to win the championship but the possibility to impress the girls, thanks to the scars won in the ring.
Berlusconi has the help of his old sparring partners: the most trusted, Gianfranco agree to collect and punched uprights to prove their effectiveness, hoping one day to get him in the ring, which always has more teeth to the mouthpiece. The other partner is Pier Pier, do not be fooled by the hoary hair and manifests the Catholic faith when it comes to lead, goes straight to the center. A little 'defiladed's the Boss, the straight is no longer what it once was, but the ability to speak in the dialect of crap is still lethal. With low prices are
Storax, which is not very effective without a baton, Tobacco, troppo buono per far sgorgare il sangue e forse Clemente: vorrebbe ancora accasarsi con un lottatore di maggior peso, ma se costretto, sarà in grado di difendere la fimiglia.

New York - Arrestati in America 54 mafiosi italo-americani facenti parte di Cosa Nostra. Un altro pezzo di Made in Italy che scompare, sotto la concorrenza cinese.

Chicago - La corsa alla presidenza Usa non ha ancora trovato i due sfidanti. In campo democratico, Barak Obama e Hillary Clinton rimangono testa a testa e c'è chi teme una battaglia fino ad Agosto. Bush intanto ha annunciato che le cose in Iraq volgeranno presto per il meglio. Ma alla domanda " Per chi? ", ha preferito non rispondere.

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