Monday, March 31, 2008

Wide Fit Shoes In Ottawa

Yes, hello!

Notizie del Giorno* :

Roma - Berlusconi annuncia che dopo la vittoria dovrà compiere scelte impopolari: nominare Bossi ministro è sicuramente una scelta impopolare ma non si riferisce a questo. Lui precisa: " aboliremo le provinces, we a tough fight against tax evasion, reduce the seats of political . "Now, if Berlusconi did not know (you remember the summer of 85 in Panama!) swear that began the invasion of the Body Snatchers and Silvio has been replaced by an alien.
As for the climbers Alitalia, still no sign in sight, but I trust Berlusconi, for that buy thousands of Alitalia shares.
Veltroni does not care instead of his main opponent and strongly attacked the Mafia and Camorra: " Do not vote for the Democratic Party ." The usual left self-destructive, that never wants to govern.
final note should be devoted to the comparison seems that TV will not: How strange, every time that Berlusconi is ahead in the polls, does not make the televised debate. But what are you afraid of? What Mentana Vespa or get out of the trance and remember to be journalists? Yes, hello!

Rome - Inflation in March was rocketed to 3.3% from 2.9% in February, climbing to the highest level since September 1996: increases in energy costs in particular, but not to worry, when between 10 years we will have peaceful nuclear power. The important thing is to survive 10 years.

London - Kate Moss has set the date of his marriage to the beginning of September. The bridegroom is a roll of pounds.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Aluminum Floor For Boat

complaints!

Fernovus Saratoga:




At first glance, the meaning of this advertising is that if you have a rusty railing, you hardly can make a triangle sex with your wife and your uninhibited maid Giovanna. On the other hand is quite rare to find the beautiful wife of a wealthy man is willing, not only daring erotic games with the maid, but also to pass the anti-rust paint green alien, rather than go shopping with the gold card of the poor husband.
After this analysis can be deduced that if repainting your railing with Fernovus Saratoga, you'll probably hallucinating visions with a background of sax from porn films, due to the toxicity of the product.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Abscess After Root Canal

Precarious? Here's the solution!

What a fool, as I did not think about it before? If my problem is the insecurity, lack of job security, fear of the future, they could not pay the mututo, that I can not afford to have children, today there is a solution! Spouse
Berlusconi's daughter!




























I take notice, it reminds me less the father. Where do I vote?

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Actress Neetu Singh Boob

Dignity Mandatory

* News of the Day:

Milan - From the stage of Palalido, Berlusconi yesterday he harangued his supporters with a memorable speech, culminating in the tearing of the program PD: he wanted to burn through the crowd with a puppet the appearance of Veltroni, but it seems to letters found in bad taste. Veltroni, for his part says, "We do not how the programs of the opponents, read them and respect them . I do not know if Veltroni will be able to really win, but to see that Tyson beat Gandhi is a hoot. Also on stage at the Palalido, it was revealed Gianfranco Fini: very elegant and distinguished, well at home, she served the tea with a unique skill. Casini spoke of replicant. The Santanchè depicts him as a valley. Well wrong. Fini now the butler of wealthy widower, who hopes to inherit all the loot of the old but that does not know that he will leave everything to a Letteronza.
Seriously, you are consuming at this time a real tragedy. Boselli, deeply touched by this human case, has chosen to offer a seat in Parliament to the poor Mastella, after he was duped by Berlusconi. Oscar Wilde would not have been able to write a more grotesque comedy, full of prima donnas so ridiculous.
In PD, however, things return to calm after the excesses of panels: Veltroni took the bull by the horns and has convinced Bonino close to the radical leader of the loft in a closet. If you're wondering, Mark is on holiday in Timbuktu.

Pictured: Berlusconi asks the Lord to extend the assumption to heaven.

Vatican City - Pope launches his appeal for another Italian company, "Dignity to humans, although embryo or in a coma." Although Luke Juror? However, it must respect human life and allow an embryo to become a man: so will die a natural death on a street in an industrial plant, in a war, homosexual suicide because of degenerative diseases because it can not be doing research on stem cells. This is dignity!

Rome - Moana Pozzi will live in a drama directed by Marco Ponti and produced by Sky Cinema Polivideo. You want to strip the character off the set, illuminating the human stories, the plots personal, family and sentimental emotions. I'll be the usual senitmentale but I prefer the character laid bare on the set.

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Thursday, March 6, 2008

Infection Or Implantation

Bush Dancing!




What else to add?

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Taylor Yogurt Machines

Know what?

Did you know ...


... the wheel of fortune was brought to Italy by Mike Bongiorno only to admire the neckline of the participants as they turn the wheel.


... that you can not hear the noise of sea by a shell but you have to download it from iTunes.


... that what the Master Mazza is not a nickname due to his unbridled sexual activity.


Enrico Papi ... that often sex with his Victoria Silvstedt valley but a passive role.


that George W. ... Bush before leaving the White House announced that defecherà in the Oval Office because of a lost bet with Dick Cheney.


... that if Mastella will not return to Parliament, Ceppaloni declare war on the rest of Italy.


... that by pressing random numbers on your calculator, you can find the phone number of someone famous.


... that to participate in the Big Brother you need to be entered in P2.


Fabrizio Corona ... that uses counterfeit money simply retouched with Photoshop.


... that you can get in the Senate saying the exit " I'm with him," pointing forward with his forefinger.


Emilio Fede ... that was abducted by aliens in the 80's and since then is no longer the same.


...che Pippo Baudo dopo Sanremo tornerà a fare quello che faceva prima: percuotere il sedere della Ricciarelli con un diapason.


...che una pillola di Viagra su un milione è in realtà cianuro: ma chi prende il Viagra ha ben altre preoccupazioni per la testa.